Name: Fruity Magoo
Instrument: drums
DOB: 11/22/80
Eyes: Brown
Hair: varies with mood
Bats: How the hell should I know?
Throws: See above
Gear: Vintage Ludwig 4 piece
Quote of the moment: "Can we stop at McDonalds on the way?"

Name: Jeff Schroeck
Instrument: Guitar
DOB: 5/13/83
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Brown
Bats: Right
Throws: Right
Gear: Gibson SG, Peavey Transtube Head
Quote of the moment: "You're walking the line between 'you're a jerk' and 'fuck you'"

Name: Joe Keller
Instrument: bass
DOB: 9/18/80
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Red
Bats: Left
Throws: Left
Education: Four years at Old Bridge High School-graduated, Stevens Institute of Technology
Gear: Fender Precision bass, Ampeg SVT
Quote of the moment: "You've got some shpilkiss in your ganecktigazoink"